I miss the old internet. You know, back before it became one giant advertisement. Now everything you do is monitored and logged. You can’t go two clicks without advertisements being jammed down your throat and up your ass at the same time. Why do I have to give google my address, phone number, sperm count, and liver panel anyway? It's none of your fucking business, you souless corporation. The internet used to be all about information and free speech. Now it’s one giant billboard.

I've been up all night. It snowed in ernest for the first time this winter. There are still flurries coming down. Everytime it snows I feel like I should go make a snow angel or something. It feels almost like a sin to waste a snow day. I guess that's a throwback to my school days. I hated school and prayed to satan for blizzards. Did you know that I once had a psycho stalker as a girlfriend? True story.