Disclaimer: Nothing here is meant to condone violence. So don't be a stupid asshole who hurts people and then blames it on me. This is an attempt at artistic expression that does not necessarily reflect the author.
Worthless Bum
Not A Univerisity
The Darkside of Nowhere
Joined on 7/22/14
VicariousE
I'd be scared the thing would flip thanks to a jetty/rip current/weir, and I'd have to right myself somehow